- The Raiders probably already regret signing their lease extension.
1st and 10:
- Best bets: Bengals, Seahawks, Texans
- It will be another long day for the Cowboys.
3rd and Long:
- The commissioner is in deep shit.
- Like I said, the commissioner is in deep shit.
Week One Record: 7-6
Overall Record: 7-6
Schmear of the Week: 0-1
BAGELS in the Basket: -2
(Friday Line ~ NYDN)
Cardinals -1 (GIANTS)
The Cards were one of the best teams to not make the playoffs last season. The Giants aren't ready for this.
WIN, 25-14 Cards
PACKERS -8 (Jets)
Can I see the Packers starting 0-2? No. Can I see the Jets starting 1-1? Yes.
Loss, 31-24 Packers
Lions +2 1/2 (PANTHERS)
Hell yeah I'll take +2 1/2 with the Lions! A definite risk worth taking.
Loss, 24-7 Panthers
Dolphins -1 (BILLS)
Someone has to lose this battle of Week 1 surprises. Too early in the year for Buffalo's weather to impact a Miami team.
Loss, 29-10 Bills
*HOGS -6 (Jaguars)
The sun shines on a swine's posterior at least once a day too.
WIN, 41-10 Hogs
TITANS -3 1/2 (Cowboys)
...because the Cowboys are off to a ruinous season.
Loss, 26-10 Cowboys
Patriots -3 (VIKINGS)
I've been thinking about this too much. That usually means stay away.
WIN, 30-7 Patriots
Saints -6 1/2 (BROWNS)
Last week, the Saints begged Atlanta to beat them, Saints have always sucked on the road, but I'll try anyway.
Loss, 26-24 Browns
BENGALS -5 (Falcons)
See above. The Bengals may have finally figured this thing out.
WIN, 24-10 Bengals
Rams +5 (BUCS)
...because it's chic to dump on the Bucs right now.
WIN, 19-17 Rams
Seahawks -5 (CHARGERS)
Interested to see how Phillip Rivers handles the LoB.
Loss, 30-21 Chargers
Texans -3 (RAIDERS)
I'd even be willing to go -5 on this one.
WIN, 30-14 Texans
BRONCOS -12 (Chiefs)
I have the Chiefs totally misjudged. Take
Peyton Manning the favorite and lay the points at home.
Loss, 24-17 Broncos
49ERS -7 (Bears)
What a disappointment the Bears were last week. I can't see them spoiling the 49ers stadium opener.
Loss, 28-10 Bears
Schmear of the Week: (0-1)
Buffalo shrimp and chicken wings PARM(!) with good ol' Coronas and lime. What's on your Football menu?
Good luck and Happy Football Sunday everybody!
Week Two Record: 6-8
Overall Record: 13-14
Schmear of the Week: 1-1
BAGELS in the Basket: -1