PIGSKIN
FOOTBALL SUNDAY
Week Twelve
SCOREBOARD
Week Eleven Record: 6-6
Thanksgiving: 2-0
Overall Record ATS: 76-61-4 (+11)
Schmear of the Week: 2-8-1 (-21)
Bagels in the Basket: -10
- A belated Happy Thanksgiving to you all!
- America's Team serves up a big turkey on Thanksgiving Day. Mike McCarthy comes up short with the stuffing. Jerry Jones looked like he wanted to puke.
- All team NFL facilities will close on Monday and Tuesday as a precautionary measure aimed to counteract Thanksgiving Day get-togethers.
- COVID forces the return of Tuesday Night Football: Steelers vs. Ravens
- Everyone knew Matt Patricia was on the hot seat. Well, after a 41-25 thrashing at the hands of the hands of the Texans, his coaching tenure with Detroit just went up in flames. Patricia and general manager Bob Quinn have both been fired.
- Sitting atop the NFC Least with four victories, the Washington No Names Twitter account deletes a tweet saying STOP THE COUNT!
WEEK TWELVE
Saturday Line ~ NYP/MGM
Giants -6 BENGALS
Tough luck for the Bengals, losing QB Joe Burrow. Giants are coming off a bye week. They have a new offensive line coach. The team seems ready to go through walls for Joe Judge.
Loss 19-17 Giants
Dolphins -7 JETS
I don't like this spread one bit. The Fish crashed their party wagon last week in Denver. Jets can keep things close now that they have receivers at the QB's disposal. Sam Darnold may play, or not. Either way, I think the Dolphins do enough with FitzMagic at the ready just in case Tua's game goes awry.
WIN 20-3 Dolphins
Raiders -3 FALCONS
The Raiders very nearly upset the Chiefs and play very well on the road. Good game for them to get back on track.
Loss 43-6 Falcons
Cardinals -1 1/2 PATRIOTS
Cardinals are in crunch time. They need wins. Patriots couldn't stop Kyler Murray.
Loss 20-17 Patriots
Browns -6 1/2 JAGUARS
No frills football; running game and defense should get the Brownies through.
Loss 27-25 Browns
VIKINGS -3 1/2 Panthers
In a nod to parity, I dub this game Toilet Bowl XII. Christian McCaffery is still out and the Vikings still run the ball very well. It might keep Teddy Bridgewater off the field just enough. Truth is I flipped a coin ..
Loss 28-27 Vikings
Titans +3 COLTS
Great division clash. Colts took the first match-up; the Titans will take the second. Smash Mouth!
WIN 45-26 Titans
BILLS -5 Chargers
Chargers must learn how to finish. They should have more wins than their record reflects. Bills lost a tough game against the Cardinals. Buffalo has all the motivation, Bolts not so much.
WIN 27-17 Bills
Saints -6 BRONCOS
Still not sure what the Saints pulled off last week. Look for them to do it again.
WIN 31-3 Saints
Niners +6 1/2 RAMS
Niners are coming off a long break and the Rams are coming off a short week. I still say the Rams are a paper tiger.
WIN 23-20 Niners
Chiefs -3 BUCS
The Bucs ship appears to have sprung a leak. Everyone overlooks the Chiefs defense.
PUSH 27-24 Chiefs
PACKERS -8 1/2 Bears
Only the Jets and Giants have scored less than the Bears. A ten-point win is not unrealistic.
WIN 41-25 Packers
Schmear of the Week x2
Raiders -3
LOSS!! *&@$#%!
Browns -6 1/2
LOSS!!! %@$#!
Good luck, and have a great Football Sunday, everyone!
POSTGAME
Week Twelve Record: 8-5-1
Overall Record ATS: 84-66-5 (+13)
Schmear of the Week: 2-10-1 (-27) %^$@*!
Bagels in the Basket: -14
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