PIGSKIN
FOOTBALL SUNDAY
Week Eleven
SCOREBOARD
Week Ten Record: 5-5-1
Overall Record ATS: 68-55-4 (+9)
Schmear of the Week: 2-7-1(-18)
Bagels in the Basket: -9
COVID WATCH
- Since Aug. 1, the NFL has 112 reported player positives and 215 team personnel positives. Half of all teams have experienced at least one positive case.
- Cowboys QB Andy Dalton said COVID hit him hard!
- Eagles add five new players.
- GIANTS add four new players.
- Bengals three coaches.
- Browns five players in last seven days; Myles Garrett OUT for Sunday.
1st and Ten
- Jake Scott, Dolphins Safety, MVP of 1972 Undefeated Super Bowl Champions - R.I.P.
- Steelers (9-0) still undefeated.
- On Nov. 23, the Bucs/Rams game will feature the NFL's first-ever all African-American officiating crew.
- Bill Belichick desires American intervention in defense of Armenia against Turkey and Azerbaijan!
2nd and Long
- Rookie Tua Tagovailoa is 3-0 as a starter; he has five TD passes and no INT's. Miami is 6-2 in their last seven games. Meanwhile, their former head coach, Adam Gase, has effectively destroyed Sam Darnold's right arm while the Jets are off to a franchise-worst 0-9 record to start the season.
- Giants win two in a row; they're tied for most wins in the NFC Least. Bill Parcells endorses Joe Judge.
No Gain
- Drew Brees entered last week's game with two broken ribs; he had three more ribs broken and also sustained a collapsed lung courtesy of the Niners.
- Who knew what and when? NFL still "gathering information" on the Antonio Brown incident in October.
- The winless JETS still lead the Trevor Lawrence sweepstakes.
PUNT!
- Matthew Stafford's wife is tired of living in the dictatorship called Michigan.
- Meanwhile, nothing stops Texans from attending Cowboys games (without masks). Jerry's World leads the NFL in attendance.
WEEK ELEVEN
Friday Line ~ NYP/MGM
Jets +8 1/2 CHARGERS
This is easily Toilet Bowl XI. Prepare yourselves; Flacco-Mania is running wild. If the Jets are to win a game this season, this just might be the one. If nothing else, the Bolts have been best at giving up leads. The Jets ability to generate 27 points in their previous game against the Patriots makes me think, perhaps too long. I certainly like the Jets chances to cover the spread.
WIN 34-28 Chargers
BROWNS -3 1/2 Eagles
The Eagles have more problems than a math book. Browns still have the requisite talent to pull away late.
WIN 22-17 Browns
Falcons +5 SAINTS
Sean Payton is trying to be cute by starting Taysom Hill over Jameis Winston. He has every intention of throwing at Atlanta's secondary. Is Hill up to the challenge. If you're inclined to throw the Falcons a bone, this is the game. After all, they still have Matt Ryan and Julio Jones.
Loss 24-9 Saints
Lions +1 1/2 PANTHERS
Christian McCaffrey is out, and Teddy Bridgewater is likely out as well. At a minimum, he'll be compromised. Lions are feeling good right now. Let them have their fun.
Loss 20-0 Panthers
Patriots -2 1/2 TEXANS
Fundamentals still rule the day; can't rule out Cam. Texans are just a mess. Like last week, expect the Patriots to grind out this game with the run.
Loss 27-20 Texans
Steelers -9 JAGUARS
Green Bay let the Jaguars hang around last week and almost blew it. Steelers will make no such mistake. I defy the Jags to score twenty points again.
WIN 27-3 Steelers
D.C. NO NAMES -1 1/2 Bengals
This is Alex Smith's game to lose.
WIN 20-9 No Names
Titans +6 RAVENS
The most intriguing match-up of the week. SMASH MOUTH--> Titans are going to run roughshod over the Ravens.
WIN 30-24 Titans
Dolphins -3 1/2 BRONCOS
The Fish are the second hottest team in football. The Broncos schedule has been a bit harder, but this is nonetheless a bad match-up for Denver. Miami is just better on both sides of the ball.
Loss 20-13 Broncos
COLTS -2 Packers
The Packers have thrown me out of kilter. I had a beat on them, then lost it. But this isn't about them. It's time for the Colts to step it up. Games like these define seasons. Seize the moment! Dee-Fence!! Come up with something to bedevil Aaron Rogers. Colts will have fans in the stands.
WIN 34-31 Colts
VIKINGS -7 Cowboys
Very quietly, the Vikes are the fifth-best rushing team in football. Cowboys defense is semi-pro level.
Loss 31-28 Cowboys
Chiefs -8 RAIDERS
Can the Raiders win the season series? Odds say no. They already had their fun. The only question is, will the Chiefs cover. That's an iffy proposition. I so badly want to take the points, which is exactly why I'm going the other way.
Loss 35-31 Chiefs
Schmear of the Week
Dolphins -3 1/2
LOSS
Good luck and have a great Football Sunday, everyone!
POSTGAME
Week Eleven Record: 6-6
Overall Record ATS: 74-61-4 (+9)
Schmear of the Week: 2-8-1 (-21)
Bagels in the Basket: -12