Tuesday, July 17, 2012

N.Y. Knicks ~ Kidd and Pay

From the desk of:   DUTCH PANTS CAN'T JUMP

NEW YORK KNICKS:  The Luxury Tax on a Potentially Ridiculous Contract for Jeremy Lin, or, Bailing Out Jason Kidd - Which Will the Knickerbockers Pony Up For?

Even though Carmelo Anthony was right, you still don't touch another man's money.  That being said, the money Houston loaded into Jeremy Lin's offer is most definitely linSANE.  Now it is settled.  He is definitely not worth that money.  I wouldn't let this guy smash the cap like that.  But hey, more money, more problems.  Either way, Jeremy Lin is going to cash in.  And as far as Lin's agent, what a play!  However, great work by an agent or not, the Knicks should be drug tested if they match that offer.  Wait..., did I say drug tested?

How about a breathalyser?  C'mon man!  That's why Jason Kidd came back to New York City? - To get filled up with idiot juice in the Hamptons, get behind the wheel of a car, and become the scourge of the telephone company?  We're sorry, but the party you are trying to call has a drunk driver on their lawn.  Please hang up, and try your life again.  C'mon man!

And now..., and now the Knicks are in a bind.  Jeremy Lin might be headed to Houston, And Jason Kidd might be heading to jail; or not.  But...C'mon!

Talk about your mid-life crisis.  Pfft!


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