Sunday, May 22, 2011

SUBWAY SERIES ~ Bombers Take Game Three

From River Avenue in the Bronx,

NEW YORK - N.L.   vs   NEW YORK - A.L.

New York Yankees Take Rubber Game of Subway Series:

Derek Jeter collected two more hits and drove in two back-breaking runs in the seventh inning.
He is now only 25 hits away from 3,000 for his career.

Bomber Baby Chris Dickerson had a big day going 2 for 3, double; two RBI and one run scored.  Alex Rodriguez went 4 for 5 today.  Curtis Granderson hit his 16th home run of the season.


Yankees  9

Yankees take series two games to one.

From the desk of:  HEAD-BUTTING MR. MET

NEW YORK METS:  Everybody Off This Train!  We Have A Sick Passenger!

Signal troubles, power outages, complete system failures and sick passengers; - No, not the MTA; I'm talking about the Mets today in Game Three of New York's Subway Series.

Everything was fine. The 7-Train was running along the express tracks for six innings. Then in the seventh, everything derailed for the Mets as they collided with an on coming D-Train just as they were trying to sneak out of 161st Street Station with a 3-1 lead.

A hit-by-pitch; intentional walk;
a 23-hop grass-masher up the middle by Derek Jeter; anti-Ruthian dink hit by ARod;
...And a single by Robinson Cano off a pitch so predictable it was foreseen in the Bible Code,
...only characterize the way this derailment started.  By the time the seventh inning was over, the wreck scene was horrific.  There were Blue and Orange shards of 7-Train everywhere.  The stench in the aftermath of the seventh inning just made the survivors want to puke.

A loss is one thing.  That seventh inning was just what I said; a train wreck.

The Flushing Bisons were as effective holding on to a .500 winning percentage as they were getting out of the seventh inning.  They'll get a day off to collect the pieces and reassemble the wreckage before they head out to the Windy City and start a series with the Cubs.

It started out so well too.

Graffiti - South 11th Street Mural, BKN.


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