Submitted for your approval:
John Stearns ~ Supreme Dugout Commander!
Lee Mazzilli ~ 1B Coach.
Wally Backman ~ 3B Coach
Gary Carter ~ Bench Coach.
Bobby Ojeda ~ Pitching Coach (Cyclone's 1st Pitching Coach).
Jerry Grote ~ Bullpen Coach/Catching Coach.
Dave Magadan/Lance Johnson/Mike Piazza ~ possible Hitting Coach candidates.
Ray Knight ~ Motivational Coach. Mood management.
Lenny Dykstra ~ Dirt management.
Tom Seaver ~ Special Advisor on Comportment and Professionalism Issues. Kangaroo Court Judge.
Mookie Wilson ~ Base Running Coach.
Doug Flynn ~ Infield Instructor.
Ron "Rocky" Swoboda ~ Outfield Coach; he worked so hard at it he must have been taught everything.
Rusty Staub ~ Pinch Hitting Coach/Clubhouse Elder.
Joel Youngblood ~ We have to find something for him to do!
Kieth Hernandez and Ron Darling ~ Eyes in Sky ~ Remain in booth with head phones communicating directly to General John Stearns.
Kevin Mitchell ~ Clubhouse Bouncer.
Dave Kingman ~ P.R. and Media Relations.
Bobby Bonilla ~ Public Relations; Stadium Tours.
Billy Wagner ~ Back-up to Kingman and Bonilla...just in case.
Jerry Koosman ~ Good Will Ambassador.
Joe McDonald ~ Bring him back to be Over Lord of Minor League Operations.
Tim Teufel ~ Leave him at AA.
Bud Harrelson ~ Bring him back to manage AAA.
Edgardo Alfonzo ~ Special Assistant to Sandy Alderson.
*John Ricco ~ "...and You are OUTTA HERE!"
Gregg Jefferies ~ Responsible for being Jeff Wilpon's new best friend (see John Ricco); palling around with Jeff; ensuring he stays out of Sandy Alderson's 'hair'.
Bobby Valentine ~ Keep him on the books to be a Phone-A-Friend for John Stearns and Dave Kingman.
Joan Payson ~ If there isn't a picture of her hanging in the clubhouse, there should be!
John Milner/Tommy Agee/Tug McGraw/Gil Hodges ~ Because we too, have great Ghosts of the Past.
If Sandy Alderson can put this list of guys together, how can we go wrong?